Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

New Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour demo trailer shows off mini games and tech demos in-action - Eurogamer

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I can count

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

The Nintendo Summer Sale Has Rare Discounts on Mario Switch Games Today - IGN

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I can read

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

What makes cars from companies like Dacia or BYD appealing compared to Tesla, especially in Europe?

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

Swimmer's itch: What it is and how to treat it - kare11.com

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy bullshit

Signs of iPhone 17 Air Spotted in iOS 26 Beta 2 - MacRumors

I actually pay taxes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Meltzer's 2025 First-Round Mock Draft - NHL.com

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

Senators get ready to roll out a new crypto bill - Politico

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Supreme Court for now allows Trump to deport migrants to ‘third countries’ - The Washington Post

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

T Cells Found Living in Healthy Brains - Neuroscience News

I have complete contempt for fakery

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand how hurricane paths work

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Insulin Isn't Just Made by The Pancreas. Here's Another Location Few Know About. - ScienceAlert

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I supercharged Google search with a three-key shortcut with custom results - Android Police

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

Scientists Discover Anti-Aging Molecules Hiding in Your Blood - SciTechDaily

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I see through liars

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”